Standa!
Here is GM coming through!

Hey yo,long time no see!
Bro,watcha gonna do?

I’ll kick some a55!!!!!!
Here,we,go!

20sideboards? Twenty? Fuuuuuck!
He must be banned. Why he wright some fuckn,disgusting,mothabitch Legacy logic??
Who wants to read cheat man’s logic? Only ass-holic son of a dick.
And he said"Exciting!" ...what?
What the hell he sayin? Smell like donkey cocks.
Filthy 20man, nube. I hate "it".
And... "Toss God". That is a,hm. Just only shit
Soft as shait. Why they didn’t kill each other?
What is "I think you say that"?
Crazy? Diseased? Mothafucka?
Standard God, this is it. Very nice game. He is really God.(but broadcaster is only talk about Yaso. Game is same for everyone. Really suck.)
Modern God, very historical story. Interview is really good.
And... Is there any other God? I can’t see.
Oh, forget about "God of the Toss"! Sorryyyyyyy :)
I give only two words for suckest god ever. Toss off!

Hi Sex-hole!
I wanna fuck u bitch!
Come and tell me your really name!
I mean, tough and hot time!

See Ya, my slaves!
Your Groundmasta

Suck


Oh it’s absolutely suck!!!
Motha wonkers,I’ll kick ur ass!!!!


I love mtg,off course.
But.....play with suckn deck is just only drikn busters pee.
Come-on...can u win the match against Esper-Stornforge with "Doubling Season"?
I don’t think so.
Rogue deck?No no no nono.
Suck deck.It must be throw ur rooms window as quickly as u can.
Been to hell.


And not yet...
We never lent u money.No more.
If u have enough money,u can enjoy MTG.
If u have not enough money,don’t get out from ur fuck house.

Foils???Neeeeegeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Buy em all and cash back 4 ur friend if u think they’re real friends.
Otherwise,be gone.
Money is everything.Money kill urself.
Go fuck urself.



Grand Master 4 every Japs.

Wonk ur cock if u get extra turn on a match.
Then,if u can’t win that match,cut off fuckn small dick!Bastards!!


Quick play makes u The Man.Slowly play makes u ball less cock sucker...if I say that simplyword,just a Gay.
Sometimes u have to say "Sir,can u play more quickly?" or "Cmoooon I’m not CPU.Play fast or go fuck ur self".

Dick eaters likes sloooooowwwwly playing.They must die.
Toshiki Tsukamoto loved too fuck dick suck cock lick asshole slowly playing,and he won too many big match with that stile.He is legend.Absolutely.
But...do u think he can win the match in this time?I don’t think so.
DRAW means Dick Raping Asshole Wonker.
If u win dice,say "I play first,and I play fast".



Ahhhhhh.......If u sex with bitches n’ whores,it’s worst that playing too fast.
Let’s do a long sex!!Too many time!!!All night!!!!

C-U:)

Your Grandmaster

C’mooooon, pay money for Five-Bar-Sun!right fuck nooooooow!!


Do u want read mothafuckn awsome mail magazine??
Pay 4 Mr"Nandehaitterunda-Alien" and got fuckn nice mtg news!!


See ya!!!