Standa!
Here is GM coming through!

Hey yo,long time no see!
Bro,watcha gonna do?

I’ll kick some a55!!!!!!
Here,we,go!

20sideboards? Twenty? Fuuuuuck!
He must be banned. Why he wright some fuckn,disgusting,mothabitch Legacy logic??
Who wants to read cheat man’s logic? Only ass-holic son of a dick.
And he said"Exciting!" ...what?
What the hell he sayin? Smell like donkey cocks.
Filthy 20man, nube. I hate "it".
And... "Toss God". That is a,hm. Just only shit
Soft as shait. Why they didn’t kill each other?
What is "I think you say that"?
Crazy? Diseased? Mothafucka?
Standard God, this is it. Very nice game. He is really God.(but broadcaster is only talk about Yaso. Game is same for everyone. Really suck.)
Modern God, very historical story. Interview is really good.
And... Is there any other God? I can’t see.
Oh, forget about "God of the Toss"! Sorryyyyyyy :)
I give only two words for suckest god ever. Toss off!

Hi Sex-hole!
I wanna fuck u bitch!
Come and tell me your really name!
I mean, tough and hot time!

See Ya, my slaves!
Your Groundmasta

Suck


Oh it’s absolutely suck!!!
Motha wonkers,I’ll kick ur ass!!!!


I love mtg,off course.
But.....play with suckn deck is just only drikn busters pee.
Come-on...can u win the match against Esper-Stornforge with "Doubling Season"?
I don’t think so.
Rogue deck?No no no nono.
Suck deck.It must be throw ur rooms window as quickly as u can.
Been to hell.


And not yet...
We never lent u money.No more.
If u have enough money,u can enjoy MTG.
If u have not enough money,don’t get out from ur fuck house.

Foils???Neeeeegeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr
Buy em all and cash back 4 ur friend if u think they’re real friends.
Otherwise,be gone.
Money is everything.Money kill urself.
Go fuck urself.



Grand Master 4 every Japs.

Fooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa

I’m return to Japan!!!
Drinkn Drinkn Sex Days come back!!!!
I apologize u guys.
I was recording at LA.Hollywood.California!!
Off course too much fuck fuck fuck dick suck days.
So...I got some problem.Course by myself.
Shit,crap.Bogger that.Ass!!!
But now,all Fucknthings are gone.
Sex in Japan!!!Foooooooohhhhhhhsaaaaaaaaa!!!!


I have to kick sons of a ass.
Don’t buy Gideon if u have not enough money.
Don’t eat FucknBurgers before get ride on airplane.
Don’t comment with FucknReligion.Matai???Go fuck ur self so coward Jesus"Fuckn"Christ’s onapet.Fuck u,Fuck u!!!
Twitter is son of a ass and bitch’s scarecrow’s cave.Too smelly Gasha-Dokuro have to scum.



Your Grandmaster

I forgot to kill Suckn guys...all mothafuckn showdown!!!!


1:noob

Please read his name in Japanese Roma-ji.Do u understand?
Yeah he is tosser!!!Wonkeeeeerrrrr!!!!!!
Legacy is just only Casual Event.So........why so serius??
Enjoy the game!!Ur opponent wana playing game,what the fuck u say’in!?
Do u have any brain??Oh u have Brainstorm in ur hand dick guy.
28ID is cock.28ID is gay.28ID is fagot.


2:"Sister-Suckn"

"Resale is God!!"...his last words.Oh Christ.
He pay 450yen for 1 Ghoul.He sell that ghoul for me by 500yen.
Woops.Fuck that dick eating gay.Dude,do u think earn 50yen is God?!
What is he thinkn???!!!

3:K-yank

Hey K-yank!!Hava good Holiday!!!!!!
Do u remember u lose me,Gami and Ryu-Z??
Ur score is 0-3.What a joke!!!
No future in BM:Ikebukuro
C-ya!!!

4:Mario’s friendly Dinosaur

Only two words for ya.
Pay Money.


5:5-bar-sun a.k.a 8 suck JIN pay


Stand on ur destiny.There is No-Way-Out.
Elesh Norn is TRUE.Oh yeah.
Don’t makes judges work.Mothafuckn NKNK-Douga is ur best friend.
Got that trash!!"1 get"


6:Dick Deadly Smell SickSickSick

Do u have any sick??Ur smell is just like corpse...oh Jesus...
Washn ur fat body 3000 times,then ur smell is get good 5% than now.
Eat healthy food.Run at every morning.Or die.
Ur friends get headache when they playing draft with u.
Why so deadly smell??I can’t believe!!!!
Junk-yard-body.Be gone.


7:Kane Money Cash

Very good and loved event until this October.
Bonus time is over.Fuck.
It’s became just only suckn cock event.Owner of this ass event,3star delver eater is screw his event customers.Yeah it’s screw,it’s just only screw.Wake up SOB.Cut off ur small dick.

8:Do-Ge-Za Emperor


Hey my Emperor!!Ur boss Do-Ge-Za for u,remember??
It’s Horror.I got cold.Do u think ur really emperor?Serious???




9:Ryu-Z

My DJ partner and best friend,Ryu-Z got his place 4th at GP!!!He became Pro Player!!!!
Amazing!!!!!What’s the Fuck!!!!!!’Wooooohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
He write new song,"Canadian Dream"!!!!
U have to wait for that song and PV!!!!
2013 is our year!!!!!

"Sex drunk sex drunk sex sleep breakfirst sex go party drunk sex sleep sex dinner drunk sex"

Its my holiday planning.Sounds veeeeerrrrrryyyyy goooooooood!!!
Human races didn’t extinct at 2012 last day on earth.We survived!
So,in this very time,it’s the only thing that we have to do is "Fuck the Holiday"!!

My balls can’t stop making sperm!!Its toasty time!!!!
C-U at 2013,Fuckn new year!!!

"Sex Transformer" a.k.a Grandmaster Nakayama

Wonk urコック、uが余分になる場合、マッチをつけます。
次に、uがそのマッチに勝つことができない場合は、fucknの小さなdick!Bastardsを遮断してください!!
迅速なプレーは、Man.Slowlyがするuを作ります、形uボール、より少ないコック乳児...私がそのsimplyword(単なるゲイ)を言う場合。
時々、u、言わなければならない「貴下はできる、プレーをより速くuする?」
「あるいは私がそうでないCmoooon、CPU.Play断食、あるいは行く、畜生ur自己。」
ディックの食べる人、sloooooowwwwlyにplaying.Theyが好きである、死ぬに違いありません。
Toshiki塚本、愛されていた(畜生)ゆっくり遊ぶディック吸引コック少量最悪、また、彼はそのstile.Heであまりにも多くの大試合に勝ちました、legend.Absolutelyにあります。
しかし...行う、uする、彼はこのtime?Iの中でマッチに勝つことができると思う、そう思いません。
DRAWはディックが最悪Wonkerをレイプすることを意味します。
u勝利がさいころばくちをする場合は、「私は最初に遊びます。また、私は速く遊びます」と言ってください。
Ahhhhhh.......
場合、雌n’を備えたu性別、売春婦、それは最悪です、速く遊びすぎるそれ。
長い性別を行いましょう、あまりにも多くの時間、一晩中!!!!
C-U:)
あなたのグランドマスター

Wonk ur cock if u get extra turn on a match.
Then,if u can’t win that match,cut off fuckn small dick!Bastards!!


Quick play makes u The Man.Slowly play makes u ball less cock sucker...if I say that simplyword,just a Gay.
Sometimes u have to say "Sir,can u play more quickly?" or "Cmoooon I’m not CPU.Play fast or go fuck ur self".

Dick eaters likes sloooooowwwwly playing.They must die.
Toshiki Tsukamoto loved too fuck dick suck cock lick asshole slowly playing,and he won too many big match with that stile.He is legend.Absolutely.
But...do u think he can win the match in this time?I don’t think so.
DRAW means Dick Raping Asshole Wonker.
If u win dice,say "I play first,and I play fast".



Ahhhhhh.......If u sex with bitches n’ whores,it’s worst that playing too fast.
Let’s do a long sex!!Too many time!!!All night!!!!

C-U:)

Your Grandmaster

Hey dude!Its PARAYAN time baby!!!



I fucked up a sex event on fuckn Christmas!!
We got only 2 words at that event."Drink!"&"Sex!"


It’s so easy that find bitches n’ whores and fuck fuck fuck fuckn uuuuuuuuup!!!!


I did big,mothafuckn and "holy shit!"cum to 20girls mouth.I did it,I realy did it...


I hope u guys fuck too many girls as I did.That makes change ye life.It’s word!! I promise.


C-U :)

Body Wild Nakayama

C’mooooon, pay money for Five-Bar-Sun!right fuck nooooooow!!


Do u want read mothafuckn awsome mail magazine??
Pay 4 Mr"Nandehaitterunda-Alien" and got fuckn nice mtg news!!


See ya!!!

Oh jesus its comm’n!

I’ll cum ye fuckn beautiful face!!




Oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh





Gosh!! mothafckn huge sperm bomb!!!!